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I’m looking for a certain post and I need your help!

I saw it on tumblr some time last year…I think I only liked it, I didn’t reblog it. Either way, I can’t find it on any internet search on tumblr or google or anywhere else!

It was a post about what would happen if we removed some letters from the English alphabet such as only having K instead of C and K, or S instead of s and z.

It had two or three different paragraphs, could have been  an image rather than a typed tumblr blog post, and in the end, it basically has no vowels and half of the words are spelt with Xs. 

Gah, I am not making sense AT ALL, but if anyone has seen this and can link it to me, I would be eternally grateful, as I’d quite like to use it as the basis for an English Lesson with my Argentinian students.

So if anyone knows what I’m talking about, please reblog this and add the link, or message it to me in my ask box!

Please and thank you :):) 

craftyjai: ride-the-vibes: This is JASON FYLES and he goes to my university (Newcastle University, North East of England) He is 19 years old, 5’8, ginger hair and slim. He was last seen in the Sandyford area at 2:45am on Thursday morning and has not been seen since. He was wearing a blue shirt, grey cardigan, beige chinos and brown ankle boots. Everyone in uni is so worried about him along with his family and friends. We are coming together as a university to appeal for his safe return. It is thought that he lost his friends on the night out and tried to make his way back by himself. Please, I am begging for you to REBLOG THIS, even if you don’t live in Newcastle, or England. Every REBLOG means that someone else will see his face, they will know who we are looking for, and your followers could be the one to know his whereabouts. Stay safe Jason, we’re looking for you. THIS WILL NOT RUIN YOUR BLOG!  Local news report PLEASE. Nobody reblogged my own post on this which I posted an hour or so ago so I’m wondering if nobody will now. This guy is my friend. If I have ever sent you a nice ask or reblogged something of yours and it made you happy for a second (or even if I haven’t; this is about helping him, not doing me a favour) for God’s sake just help now, help to find my friend Jason. You want me to make him human to you? Once we all grew beans in pots as part of a Biology experiment- the experiment failed miserably and made the whole lab stink, but his was the only bean that grew and he was actually pretty proud about it He learned to knit as part of a school project where he had to learn a creative skill, and when a couple of people teased him about it he said “gender is a social construct” and carried on knitting like a badass He loves the scene in The Great Gatsby where Gatsby throws all his silk shirts around and he and I used to giggle over it together Once I asked him if he had a string of tinsel I could use in a photoshoot and he brought me a big cardboard box full of tinsel and fairy lights because he’s a helpful and lovely guy He’s HUMAN and he needs our HELP and just PLEASE PLEASE FUCKING REBLOG THIS??? He’s been missing for four days now- when he went missing he would have been wearing his contact lenses and he won’t have had his (very thick) glasses with him so by now he’ll have had to take his contacts out and throw them away and he won’t be able to see well and oh God just please signal boost this
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craftyjai:

ride-the-vibes:

This is JASON FYLES and he goes to my university (Newcastle University, North East of England) He is 19 years old, 5’8, ginger hair and slim. He was last seen in the Sandyford area at 2:45am on Thursday morning and has not been seen since. He was wearing a blue shirt, grey cardigan, beige chinos and brown ankle boots. Everyone in uni is so worried about him along with his family and friends. We are coming together as a university to appeal for his safe return. It is thought that he lost his friends on the night out and tried to make his way back by himself. Please, I am begging for you to REBLOG THIS, even if you don’t live in Newcastle, or England. Every REBLOG means that someone else will see his face, they will know who we are looking for, and your followers could be the one to know his whereabouts. Stay safe Jason, we’re looking for you. 
THIS WILL NOT RUIN YOUR BLOG! 


Local news report

PLEASE. Nobody reblogged my own post on this which I posted an hour or so ago so I’m wondering if nobody will now. This guy is my friend. If I have ever sent you a nice ask or reblogged something of yours and it made you happy for a second (or even if I haven’t; this is about helping him, not doing me a favour) for God’s sake just help now, help to find my friend Jason. You want me to make him human to you?

  • Once we all grew beans in pots as part of a Biology experiment- the experiment failed miserably and made the whole lab stink, but his was the only bean that grew and he was actually pretty proud about it
  • He learned to knit as part of a school project where he had to learn a creative skill, and when a couple of people teased him about it he said “gender is a social construct” and carried on knitting like a badass
  • He loves the scene in The Great Gatsby where Gatsby throws all his silk shirts around and he and I used to giggle over it together
  • Once I asked him if he had a string of tinsel I could use in a photoshoot and he brought me a big cardboard box full of tinsel and fairy lights because he’s a helpful and lovely guy

He’s HUMAN and he needs our HELP and just PLEASE PLEASE FUCKING REBLOG THIS??? He’s been missing for four days now- when he went missing he would have been wearing his contact lenses and he won’t have had his (very thick) glasses with him so by now he’ll have had to take his contacts out and throw them away and he won’t be able to see well and oh God just please signal boost this

imgonnariverdance: shadowkat104: kellyjacobsbooks: HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/ major signal boost Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life
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imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

Road Trip Documentary!

laughingatmynightmare:

At 20 years old, Shane Burcaw is taking a trip away from his parents for the first time.

We’ve been waiting to get all the details in order before announcing this, but I’m stoked to tell you that we are trying to have a full-length documentary made about the road trip that we’re taking at the end of the month!

I’m going to give it to you straight: our ability to have this documentary made comes down to raising enough money to support the project. Raising the funds over the next two weeks is literally one of the biggest challenges I’ve ever faced, but I’m going to throw everything my tiny velociraptor body has into it because I know this opportunity is once in a lifetime. There are over 350,000 of you that follow me. If each of you shared this link we would reach our goal in no time.

Thank you so much for donating and sharing! I can’t wait to get on the road. It’s gonna be fucking nuts!

If you have a bit of spare change, pick this cause to support!

If owning a gun and knowing how to use it worked, the military would be the safest place for a woman. It’s not.

If women covering up their bodies worked, Afghanistan would have a lower rate of sexual assault than Polynesia. It doesn’t.

If not drinking alcohol worked, children would not be raped. They are.

If your advice to a woman to avoid rape is to be the most modestly dressed, soberest and first to go home, you may as well add “so the rapist will choose someone else”.

If your response to hearing a woman has been raped is “she didn’t have to go to that bar/nightclub/party” you are saying that you want bars, nightclubs and parties to have no women in them. Unless you want the women to show up, but wear kaftans and drink orange juice. Good luck selling either of those options to your friends.

Or you could just be honest and say that you don’t want less rape, you want (even) less prosecution of rapists.
A Short Post on Rape Prevention  (via eastkids)
kierstenkudos: zombiesarejerks: filthylight: hannahorvath: Dove had an FBI-trained sketch artist draw women based on how they saw themselves versus how others saw them. video: http://retratosdarealbeleza.dove.com.br/ WHY DO WOMEN HATE THEMSELVES SO MUCH?! This video was so shocking. I know I’m extremely self conscious about my broken nose and I think my chin is too pointy, but most of the people don’t even know my nose is broke until I point it out. This is mad! Really makes you realise that we don’t see ourselves clearly!
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kierstenkudos: zombiesarejerks: filthylight: hannahorvath: Dove had an FBI-trained sketch artist draw women based on how they saw themselves versus how others saw them. video: http://retratosdarealbeleza.dove.com.br/ WHY DO WOMEN HATE THEMSELVES SO MUCH?! This video was so shocking. I know I’m extremely self conscious about my broken nose and I think my chin is too pointy, but most of the people don’t even know my nose is broke until I point it out. This is mad! Really makes you realise that we don’t see ourselves clearly!
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kierstenkudos: zombiesarejerks: filthylight: hannahorvath: Dove had an FBI-trained sketch artist draw women based on how they saw themselves versus how others saw them. video: http://retratosdarealbeleza.dove.com.br/ WHY DO WOMEN HATE THEMSELVES SO MUCH?! This video was so shocking. I know I’m extremely self conscious about my broken nose and I think my chin is too pointy, but most of the people don’t even know my nose is broke until I point it out. This is mad! Really makes you realise that we don’t see ourselves clearly!
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kierstenkudos: zombiesarejerks: filthylight: hannahorvath: Dove had an FBI-trained sketch artist draw women based on how they saw themselves versus how others saw them. video: http://retratosdarealbeleza.dove.com.br/ WHY DO WOMEN HATE THEMSELVES SO MUCH?! This video was so shocking. I know I’m extremely self conscious about my broken nose and I think my chin is too pointy, but most of the people don’t even know my nose is broke until I point it out. This is mad! Really makes you realise that we don’t see ourselves clearly!
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kierstenkudos: zombiesarejerks: filthylight: hannahorvath: Dove had an FBI-trained sketch artist draw women based on how they saw themselves versus how others saw them. video: http://retratosdarealbeleza.dove.com.br/ WHY DO WOMEN HATE THEMSELVES SO MUCH?! This video was so shocking. I know I’m extremely self conscious about my broken nose and I think my chin is too pointy, but most of the people don’t even know my nose is broke until I point it out. This is mad! Really makes you realise that we don’t see ourselves clearly!
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kierstenkudos: zombiesarejerks: filthylight: hannahorvath: Dove had an FBI-trained sketch artist draw women based on how they saw themselves versus how others saw them. video: http://retratosdarealbeleza.dove.com.br/ WHY DO WOMEN HATE THEMSELVES SO MUCH?! This video was so shocking. I know I’m extremely self conscious about my broken nose and I think my chin is too pointy, but most of the people don’t even know my nose is broke until I point it out. This is mad! Really makes you realise that we don’t see ourselves clearly!
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kierstenkudos:

zombiesarejerks:

filthylight:

hannahorvath:

Dove had an FBI-trained sketch artist draw women based on how they saw themselves versus how others saw them.

video: http://retratosdarealbeleza.dove.com.br/

WHY DO WOMEN HATE THEMSELVES SO MUCH?!

This video was so shocking. I know I’m extremely self conscious about my broken nose and I think my chin is too pointy, but most of the people don’t even know my nose is broke until I point it out.

This is mad! Really makes you realise that we don’t see ourselves clearly!

waywardtardisof221b: thatsmoderatelystrider: crazysexyfierce: livinglutenfreee: theprosaicmoments: YO, I GOT SOME TIPS FOR ALL THE MISERABLE LADIES! (and hell fucking yes i used to be one) try getting ready in the morning wearing only the underwear you look the best in (only buy underwear you feel the best in) or get ready naked. it’s like a scientifically proven fact that all boobs are amazing, and i’ve discovered there’s this weird victoria’s secret angel switch that gets flipped when you’re nude putting on makeup or brushing your hair. you just look like a fox. don’t be scared to do things you’re really good at in front of people (they want to see) and don’t be scared to talk about how good you are at things (there is a difference between arrogance and confidence, and we’ve been told repeatedly that being proud of ourselves is cocky and unattractive: FUCK THAT, WE’RE JUST THE SHIT, WE CAN’T HELP IT) in recent years i’ve discovered that i’m super hot. you also happen to be super hot. i think “super hot” is a combination of attractive, unique, and comfortable. it just took me a long time to learn how to make myself feel and look super hot, learn what you need to do to make yourself realize you’re super hot, and do that. (if you think i’m an idiot and i’m just telling your to put on tons of makeup, read the next bullet) make yourself feel pretty. makeup is not a bad thing. no, you don’t need it. no, you don’t have to have it to be “super hot.” but the coolest thing about it is that it’s a useful tool for shaping your hotness into exactly what you’d like to show to the world, and that’s badass. it’s okay if you aren’t born looking the way you feel inside, cause you have the power to tweak. that also goes for your hair, your clothes, etc. for example, do you think your head looks like a penis when your hair is short? grow it out. do you absolutely love when your head looks like a penis? THEN FUCK YEAH KEEP IT THAT WAY be honest as much as you possibly can. to yourself, be honest all the time. if you find you are having a really hard time telling certain people the truth, then maybe they are the wrong people for you. do you trust them? do they make you feel bad about yourself? NAH DUDE FUCK THAT if you are uncomfortable, you are instantly not super hot. i don’t mean like if you are wearing shoes you love and they hurt your feet. i mean, if you’re shaving your legs every single fucking day and you hate it but you don’t want anyone to say anything. instead, you should only shave your legs so you can feel the pleasure of your smooth legs against the sheets. or because YOU like them shiny when you’re at the beach. only change yourself if to YOU, that is super hot. masturbate all the time. that is all. the only dude that deserves anyone as super hot as you, is a dude that knows he is super hot. and a dude that realizes you and fawns in the glorious light that is your super hotness. don’t go to work if you have nightmares about it. quit and get a new job. you maybe probably aren’t going to love it (hey, maybe you WILL), because it’s work. but if it is affecting your well-being to the point of suffocation then quit. there are tons of shitty jobs that are less shitty than that one.  you really need to have a catalog of things that you know make you feel better. you will come across these things slowly and randomly. but remember them, and practice them when you feel shitty. you’re going to feel shitty, so be stocked up on plenty of antidotes. hurting yourself is so fucking not okay. i cut myself and all i got were these lousy scars. i starved myself and my pretty hair fell out and my brain was all fucked every time i ate anything for years. i tried to kill myself and had to stay in a mental hospital for the most miserable, depressing, loneliest week of my life. i drank myself into a stupor for a couple of months straight and all it did was hinder me learning how to actually help myself and solve my own mental issues. stop all that shit, and start figuring out how to love and how to feel better and how to be badass when you’re all alone and how to feel super hot. this is the best thing I have ever read on here. This is fucking amazing. i think this will go right to my “antidotes” This rules all.
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waywardtardisof221b:

thatsmoderatelystrider:

crazysexyfierce:

livinglutenfreee:

theprosaicmoments:

YO, I GOT SOME TIPS FOR ALL THE MISERABLE LADIES!

(and hell fucking yes i used to be one)

  • try getting ready in the morning wearing only the underwear you look the best in (only buy underwear you feel the best in) or get ready naked. it’s like a scientifically proven fact that all boobs are amazing, and i’ve discovered there’s this weird victoria’s secret angel switch that gets flipped when you’re nude putting on makeup or brushing your hair. you just look like a fox.
  • don’t be scared to do things you’re really good at in front of people (they want to see) and don’t be scared to talk about how good you are at things (there is a difference between arrogance and confidence, and we’ve been told repeatedly that being proud of ourselves is cocky and unattractive: FUCK THAT, WE’RE JUST THE SHIT, WE CAN’T HELP IT)
  • in recent years i’ve discovered that i’m super hot. you also happen to be super hot. i think “super hot” is a combination of attractive, unique, and comfortable. it just took me a long time to learn how to make myself feel and look super hot, learn what you need to do to make yourself realize you’re super hot, and do that. (if you think i’m an idiot and i’m just telling your to put on tons of makeup, read the next bullet)
  • make yourself feel pretty. makeup is not a bad thing. no, you don’t need it. no, you don’t have to have it to be “super hot.” but the coolest thing about it is that it’s a useful tool for shaping your hotness into exactly what you’d like to show to the world, and that’s badass. it’s okay if you aren’t born looking the way you feel inside, cause you have the power to tweak. that also goes for your hair, your clothes, etc. for example, do you think your head looks like a penis when your hair is short? grow it out. do you absolutely love when your head looks like a penis? THEN FUCK YEAH KEEP IT THAT WAY
  • be honest as much as you possibly can. to yourself, be honest all the time. if you find you are having a really hard time telling certain people the truth, then maybe they are the wrong people for you. do you trust them? do they make you feel bad about yourself? NAH DUDE FUCK THAT
  • if you are uncomfortable, you are instantly not super hot. i don’t mean like if you are wearing shoes you love and they hurt your feet. i mean, if you’re shaving your legs every single fucking day and you hate it but you don’t want anyone to say anything. instead, you should only shave your legs so you can feel the pleasure of your smooth legs against the sheets. or because YOU like them shiny when you’re at the beach. only change yourself if to YOU, that is super hot.
  • masturbate all the time. that is all.
  • the only dude that deserves anyone as super hot as you, is a dude that knows he is super hot. and a dude that realizes you and fawns in the glorious light that is your super hotness.
  • don’t go to work if you have nightmares about it. quit and get a new job. you maybe probably aren’t going to love it (hey, maybe you WILL), because it’s work. but if it is affecting your well-being to the point of suffocation then quit. there are tons of shitty jobs that are less shitty than that one. 
  • you really need to have a catalog of things that you know make you feel better. you will come across these things slowly and randomly. but remember them, and practice them when you feel shitty. you’re going to feel shitty, so be stocked up on plenty of antidotes.
  • hurting yourself is so fucking not okay. i cut myself and all i got were these lousy scars. i starved myself and my pretty hair fell out and my brain was all fucked every time i ate anything for years. i tried to kill myself and had to stay in a mental hospital for the most miserable, depressing, loneliest week of my life. i drank myself into a stupor for a couple of months straight and all it did was hinder me learning how to actually help myself and solve my own mental issues. stop all that shit, and start figuring out how to love and how to feel better and how to be badass when you’re all alone and how to feel super hot.

this is the best thing I have ever read on here.

This is fucking amazing.

i think this will go right to my “antidotes”

This rules all.

Looking into buying tickets to go see Paramore in Buenos Aires

AND IT IS IMPOSSIBLE!!!

NOTHING is straight forward. Google keeps trying to tell me that the stadium is actually on the opposite side of the country, I can’t find out it’s capacity or where it is best to stand and it’s freaking me out.

I also don’t know if I have anyone to go with but that’s beside the point because I CAN”T FIGURE OUT ANYTHING ELSE AHHHH WHAT SHOULD I DO

lifescouts: Lifescouts: Horse Riding Badge If you have this badge, reblog it and share your story! Look through the notes to read other people’s stories. Click here to buy this badge physically (ships worldwide). Lifescouts is a badge-collecting community of people who share real-world experiences online. I finally achieved a life-long wish to go horse riding in March 2013 at the age of 19. Yeah, I was crap at it. But it was fun. Except for the part where my horse really didn’t like people…awks! Oh well! 
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Lifescouts: Horse Riding Badge

If you have this badge, reblog it and share your story! Look through the notes to read other people’s stories.

Click here to buy this badge physically (ships worldwide).

Lifescouts is a badge-collecting community of people who share real-world experiences online.

I finally achieved a life-long wish to go horse riding in March 2013 at the age of 19. Yeah, I was crap at it. But it was fun. Except for the part where my horse really didn’t like people…awks! Oh well! 

lifescouts: Lifescouts: Pet-Owning Badge If you have this badge, reblog it and share your story! Look through the notes to read other people’s stories. Click here to buy this badge physically (ships worldwide). Lifescouts is a badge-collecting community of people who share real-world experiences online. We always had a pet when I was growing up, until I was twelve when my cat had to be put down due to ill-health :( We were devastated so we didn’t decide to get another until I was 17. In september 2010, we went to an animal shelter and adopted a wonderful almost-totally-black kitten, and he has stolen our hearts. I love that little guy, and he has helped me through some rough times. Owning a pet teaches you a lot, from how to care for something else to having respect for other creatures to looking at stuff with perspective. While I wish everybody could enjoy the benefits of pet ownership, it is definitely true that not everyone is cut out to look after animals :(
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lifescouts:

Lifescouts: Pet-Owning Badge

If you have this badge, reblog it and share your story! Look through the notes to read other people’s stories.

Click here to buy this badge physically (ships worldwide).

Lifescouts is a badge-collecting community of people who share real-world experiences online.

We always had a pet when I was growing up, until I was twelve when my cat had to be put down due to ill-health :( We were devastated so we didn’t decide to get another until I was 17. In september 2010, we went to an animal shelter and adopted a wonderful almost-totally-black kitten, and he has stolen our hearts. I love that little guy, and he has helped me through some rough times. Owning a pet teaches you a lot, from how to care for something else to having respect for other creatures to looking at stuff with perspective. While I wish everybody could enjoy the benefits of pet ownership, it is definitely true that not everyone is cut out to look after animals :(

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